Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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