my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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