Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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