next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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