Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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