Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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