Don't you send me to vm
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
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Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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