Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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