Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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