i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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