I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
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You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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