sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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