too bad you live with your parents still
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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