I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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