But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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