this just has baby written all over it
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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