if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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