...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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