The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
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in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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