I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
