i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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