I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
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Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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