this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Watching her eat just hurts me
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You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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