My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
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Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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