Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
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You had me at "let me see your balls"
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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