Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
you have to choose: penises or morals?
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Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
then he tried to convert me to islam
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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