Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
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You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The air was thick with penises
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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