Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
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he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
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They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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