i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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