I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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