I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
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I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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