Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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