HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
How's work?
Spinning.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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