Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
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We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
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I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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