I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
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