The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
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FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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