Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
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Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
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Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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