I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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