her vagine was all disorganized.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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