have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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