Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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