i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
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rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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