it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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