Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
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Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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