I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
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I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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