We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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