my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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