what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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