is your mom at the bar?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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