do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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