do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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