I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I am spending my child support on dildos
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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