I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
is wine microwaveable?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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