Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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