I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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