I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
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She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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